I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
science has proven that:
- blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
- clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
- dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
- obama can skateboard
- onion;s are fucking disgusting
- youre a shrimp
- everyone is a shrimp
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the struggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny